Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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