Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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