Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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