fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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