Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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