That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
My cat gives me a boner
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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