Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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