After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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