making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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