Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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