I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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