Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
