I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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