he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
