I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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