As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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