it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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