Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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