You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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