I would go down on you faster than GM stock
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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