bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Randomize
