I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
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