He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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