Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
