also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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