these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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