: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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