Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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