our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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