My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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