Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize
