i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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