as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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