I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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