When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
