East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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