I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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