i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
