i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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