Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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