Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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