He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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