OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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