okay pat passed out under dana's car
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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