Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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