don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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