I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I could make wine with my vomit
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
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