I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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