whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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