Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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