I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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