bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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