just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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