thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Less talking, more tequila
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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