They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
